A bakery owner hires a young female assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.
The assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.
Once she descends the ladder, he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.
As she retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.
2007-08-02 12:49:58 · 7 answers · asked by Nola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of other male customers. Pretty soon, they're all asking for raisin bread, just to see the magnificent view.
After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below .
Noticing an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her, and thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at him, "Is it raisin for you, too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a 'quivering'!"
2007-08-02 12:50:21 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHA
that's SO hilarious !
2007-08-02 15:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 19:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old man tips her 5 cents and asks for Pumpernickel.
2007-08-02 20:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you are the young assistant and Im the BAKER!!!!!!!!!heheheheheeheh joke!
2007-08-02 20:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO it was super funny. 9
2007-08-02 19:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny!
2007-08-02 19:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but i don't think i completly get it.
um....?
2007-08-02 20:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋