and says "I'd like to hire a costume, i'm going to a fancy dress party as Adam." So the assistant gets out a fig leaf: "there you are sir, thats £5."
"No, thats not big enough," JAM says, so she gets out a bigger one.
"That one's £10."
"Still not big enough," JAM says, so she gets out an even bigger one.
"This one's £15," she says.
"No, i won;t fit into that," says JAM, so she gets out a hat that says 'esso." There," she says, "Wear this, sling it over your shoulder and go as a petrol pump."
2007-08-02 12:37:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Put my finger in my ear too, them I'm a duel pump hey lol.!!!
Leaded or unleaded lol.!!!
Good one Babyblue.!!!
Still smiling - cheers naughty lady.!!!
2007-08-02 12:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 12:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAM bragging again!
2007-08-02 13:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jam123 is it self service
a funny joke cool..
2007-08-02 12:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one star for a four star joke,or is he unleaded.
2007-08-02 12:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-02 20:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋