Let's say that the omnipotent being of your choice comes to you in a dream one night and says that YOU are responsible for planning (or redesigning, if you prefer) the methods and facilities for imprisoning the eternally damned.
You're on the spot! What's YOUR version of hell like? Be creative!
Thanks in advance for your answers.
2007-08-02 12:27:18 · 27 answers · asked by marbledog 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you will always know the right answer, but no one will ever call on you...
you will have the winning lottery numbers, but you will forget to buy a ticket...
you will only be able to shop at walmart and it is always crowded with very fat sweaty people wearing clothes that are way too tight, with crying babies, no air conditioning and your car always gets dinged in the parking lot...
you will stand in line for everything and always be the next to the last person...
you will have to drive everywhere and there is always gridlock and your car's air conditioner or heater never works, and you are always almost out of gas...
your wife/husband will hate you for no reason and always be in your grill with a vicious argument about everything, and your kids will disrespect you, steal money, and none of them willl ever say *i love you*...
and your tv will show heaven 24/7 on all channels...and you can never turn it off....
2007-08-02 12:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by chieko 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, etc, all naked but just at the end of your finger tips for all time. The more you reach the further away they get. Always just at your finger tips. Otherwise things aren't to bad there except for the fact that you are forced to drink all the beer you can hold but you can only go to the bathroom once a day. A clothes pin is worn to be sure about the bathroom rule.
For Muslim Terrorists it would be 72 gay guys who are a lot closer then Britney and Marilyn.
2007-08-02 12:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't design it but the Id Software team that did "Doom 3" hit it right on the head, I think. Unfortunately, you have to play for a very long time before you get to go to hell.
Oh, what the heck, I just e-mailed somebody this, so I might as well put it here.
Hell for the guys, anyway: Cut off their arms, give them an overdose of Viagra, and lock each one alone in a room and force them to watch intense porn.
2007-08-02 12:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Brant 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmm....
I would make it a hill, the air is poisonous and it brings back your worst memories and feelings, and down the hill is a lake you can breath in, cept there are tiny fish that burrow into your skin and tear tiny chunks out, their saliva mixes with the water that starts to paralyze you, if you don't get out then the fish leave you at the brink of death and you rejuvenate till your just pale and weak, in either case once you get out if you get to the cottage you are thrust onto a torture rack in a room where you see your friends/loved ones, and the torturer (who is your more hated foe) gives you a choice, to save yourself (for a time) and watch him carve your skin off, or to save them and have it done to you (the people are figments they have their own hell to be at) he sometimes puts little pieces of fungus into the skin and waits for it to fester and after a week he pushes you back, where maggots rise from the ground and try to burrow themselves into your feet.
and then if you fall unconscious your back in the world you think is real, except your decrepit form is the same and everyone chases you and hits you, ending with you being quartered being at that point you wake up.
I think those 4 areas would be sufficient enough, course if I was omnipotent I wouldn't need to punish anything, personally you couldn't get on my nerves if I was, I'd juts make it so you never existed and poof you wouldn;t have been around to annoy me.
2007-08-02 12:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Country music, Nickelback and Switchfoot played allllllll the time. Oh and always have exams where you study the night before the entire night, get the exam and then dont know what anything on it is but yet youre forced to sit through it.
2007-08-02 12:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cory 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well my hell would be the same place as heaven.
Think about it - The only way we atheists could suffer eternally is being sent to the same place as the fundamentalists and Jesus freaks. Wouldn't that be ironic...
2007-08-02 12:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by eckzl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lots of ice on the other side of a 30 foot gap in the ground.
2007-08-02 14:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that something like the film 'groundhog day' would be hell - the same thing happening over and over again, your worst day ever, with no chance to change it yet being aware of it each time you start again.
2007-08-02 12:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll add "o" after hell = hello
But to be serious, since I am less immoral than theistic god(s), I would remove eternity from hell, the degree of punishment would be base on the amount of sin you've done on earth...for Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc their punishment would only be a week or less, because anything pass that would be considered as torture.
2007-08-02 12:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by 8theist 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It would look like Ethiopia, or some of those African 3rd world countries where famine is widespread, of course including the full plan of parasites and tropical diseases.
2007-08-02 12:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋