I think the Jews would be the most skilled, but the Muslims the most fanatical and aggressive. The Christians and Muslims would probably end up doing something stupid like having a civl war and shooting their own team. So ultimately I would have to say the Jews would win.
2007-08-02 12:18:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol, fab question!
Well, we Jews would NOT win - we would be far too busy arguing among ourselves as to who should lead the team and which strategy to use!
2007-08-02 12:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure you are new to all of this, so I will make it simple for you.
Christians and Jews have the same God. Christians accept the second person of the trinity as Savior. Christian faith is deeply rooted in the Jewish history and a Jewish Savior.
I realize that may come across a bit deep, but when you have some time, you might want to read about this and if you are intellectual, you can try to disprove the existance of Jesus.
A lot of people say he is a myth. But I have yet to meet one person who extensively studied him that believed that.
as for the Jews winning, yes they win, because they were chosen by God to tell the world about salvation. They have just been a little slow to do so.
2007-08-02 12:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You stole my answer. I was gonna say the Christians would be hiding behind the Bible, while the Muslims go kamikaze with paint bombs.
After the resulting paint explosion mess the Jews would stay behind and clean up.
EDIT: Fry. Though I normally agree with your point, I have recognised this question as a joke, not meant to cause offence, so I've let my jokey side out accordingly.
Okay It's mildly offensive, but funny, so enjoy. If this was serious, though, I'd probably be beating my chest too
2007-08-02 12:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Before the existence of Islam Christians were killing Jews everywhere they found them. I think Jews and Christians must finish the old game they started and whoever wins must compete with the young and ready Muslim.
2007-08-02 12:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Christians have the advantage of numbers over the Jews, and the Muslims would be too busy making their paint bombs explode (hitting the target and themselves at the same time).
The Jews are doomed from the start because of their numbers, and I think the Christians could survive until the Muslims ran out of suicide paint bombers.
2007-08-02 12:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by Minh 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I think the Jews would win too. They've stuck around for ages and endured a lot, and they're still thriving. The Muslims have a shot, but given the Shiite/Sunni strife, they may have trouble fighting as a unified force. The same goes for Christians, given the Catholic/Protestant deal, and they would probably be more concerned with other matters like fighting the terrible "gay agenda". *rolls eyes*
The Jews would definitely win.
2007-08-02 12:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by Rat 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think the muslims would win after they unleash the suicide paint bombers. One of them could take out up to 20 christians/ jews at a time easily.
2007-08-02 12:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say that the Christians would become martyrs, the muslims would be to busy fighting amonst them selves about who should have become their general in the last season of paintball games and the Jews would draw lots to see who would kill the rest of their team.
(Yes, i'm poking fun at all three from a historical sense.)
2007-08-02 12:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christians, led by the good old USA would win hands down because we would have the most advanced paint ball guns and paint ball rockets and patriot paint ball defense system. NO contest.
2007-08-02 12:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by expertless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the Jews and Christians would likely form an alliance and win that way.
2007-08-02 12:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋