2007-08-02 11:16:17 · 46 answers · asked by Jelly 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Will you hold these Skittles for me.
Oh they keep falling through the holes in your hands.
Who's going to put you up for the night?
2007-08-02 11:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by fireypitsofhell69 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
How are you today Jesus, my king and my brother! Thank you for stripping the power from Satan and giving it to those who belong to you. What, you have many more to join the rank of the our Father in heaven? Great! What shall we do? Stay on the yahoo question and answer board for MY Unconditional love and wisdom shall set the prisoners free and as they are, they shall be anointed as true kings belonging to me and they shall also receive power and be glorified with me in heaven and earth, so continue on my brother and king, see you later!.
2007-08-02 11:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by *DestinyPrince* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heyowzitgoin'?
*lift sticks*
Well that sucks. Does the emergency phone work? No? Well, someone is bound to find us. Just stay calm.
*hours of small talk*
2007-08-02 11:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by steele_feher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus (just like many men) died a long time ago along with his merry men. So I guess you want to be in a lift with a pile of bones if they haven't already disintegrated.
2007-08-02 11:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by angelsrus 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where have you been? The apostles expected you to appear before them at the end of the world in their lifetimes.
2007-08-02 11:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by pschroeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Jesus for being with me at all times.
2007-08-02 11:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by bernice l 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say everything that was on my mind at the time, since He knows them anyway. Then I think that I would praise Him. Then I would think 'crap I didn't get a picture of Him to prove to all my atheist friends that He is real.' God Bless.
2007-08-02 11:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got water?
EDIT- Also, do you approve of the movie, Dogma, I think Buddy Christ is more appropriate than the Crucifix, also, are Christians going to Hell, because I've seen some things that they do and I'm gonna tell you, it ain't pretty, but you know all that don't you? Also, love the hair...why does it smell like Herbal Essence?
2007-08-02 11:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You're the son of God and can do anything. Mind fixing the lift.
2007-08-02 11:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would say something like, "I'm sorry what you tried to do got all screwed up by humans' desire to have a set of rules made up for them instead of going straight to God like you wanted us to."
2007-08-02 11:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by mommanuke 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't that be just me in a lift? I would say nothing cause i try very hard to not talk to my self.
2007-08-02 11:20:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋