PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
GAUTENG: When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the:WOMAN HITLER
mind blowingly good!
2007-08-02 11:11:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are great!i had heard the woman hitler one before but the rest are fab!
2007-08-02 11:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey, that's good. talking about too much time hanging on your hands.... Here are some: Reasons why men are happier: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
2016-04-01 12:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! LOL! THIS IS FUNNY! HERE'S A STAR! I'VE NEVER HEARD JOKES LIKE THESE! I'M DEFINITLY GONNA SAVE THESE!
AN OLD SHOE: When you rearrange the letters: HAD NO SOLE!
2007-08-02 11:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Clever.!!!
10/10.!!!
I Like to play with words TOO.!!!
2007-08-02 11:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good forward message I presume you too received. Too good, I must admit.
2007-08-02 11:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuclear = unclear
united = untied
think about this one very carefully:
twelve plus one = eleven plus two
2007-08-02 11:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen them before, but they are still good.
2007-08-02 11:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cool..never thought about that
2007-08-02 11:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by tessa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot REAL FUN = FUNERAL
HILARY CLINTON = ONLY CHAIR LINT
PAM ANDERSON = MEAN PORN ADS
BRITNEY SPEARS = TRY BARE PE*IS
2007-08-02 11:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sweet!
2007-08-02 11:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋