joke 1
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her doctor, "How is everything."
He responded, "I`m very pleased and you are in great shape, and happy to announce that you are pregnant."
"No way!" she exclaimed.
He assured, "You are most definitely pregnant."
She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist`s phone and dialed the private line to the Oval Office.
Bill answered the phone and she shouted, "I can`t believe it! I`m pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
The president didn`t say anything, so she continued to scream, "Didn`t you hear me? I`m pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
Hesitantly, the president said, "Um...Who IS This?"
joke 2
A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.
The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled... "Got Milk".
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a whitemustache. It is entitled.... "Forgot milk".
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled ...."Not Milk...."
2007-08-02 11:03:23 · 14 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool are you bill Clinton's fan?
2007-08-02 21:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke 1: 7/10
Joke 2: 8/10
Here's a star!
2007-08-02 11:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by M&M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are quite funny. 1 is funnier.
2007-08-02 13:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like #1
2007-08-02 11:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one best
2007-08-02 11:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by vici 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the second one the best!! but the first one is good too
2007-08-02 11:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by tessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both funny-number one was better!!xx
2007-08-02 11:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 is very funny. 2 I don't get...
2007-08-02 11:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sampras 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I LIKED THE FIRST ONE BETTER IT WAS FUNNY
2007-08-02 11:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by maghadeera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither are funny.
2007-08-02 11:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋