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My neighbours upstairs have a jack russell called "Lassie" and they think she is the best thing since sliced bread they thought she was the toughest dog in town. When we first moved in we talked about getting a doberman and our neighbours said that lassie would probably give it a nip to warn it. Yes it was a doberman we were getting!
Anyway here is the funny part we ended up getting a docile 10 year old black rescue cat called Jet and Lassie is TERRIFIED of him!!! So far Lassie has tried to corner Jet and she got a facefull of claws and just the other day they came face to face with each other and Jet clawed at her again and Lassie went screaming back into the close and refuses point blank to come anywhere near our house anymore! Whick suits me fine as I have never like the dog anyway!
So I just thought I would share that with you as it tickles me every time I think about it.

2007-08-02 10:45:26 · 12 answers · asked by ariose24 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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LMAO. I love it. I have two kitties. They make the best "guard dogs". They are very territorial animals.

2007-08-02 10:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by lilgernadegal81 2 · 0 0

That's funny. Reminds me of my cousin. We went to go visit some relatives and they have a dog. She is terrified of dogs! She went ahead of me then like 3 seconds later she came running screaming bloody murder. She was maybe 13 at the time, turns out it was just a tiny little chiuauah she scared of. I laughed so hard that a tiny little harmless dog could scare someone so bad! LOL :)

2007-08-02 10:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Blue Angel♥ 2 · 0 0

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2016-11-11 01:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Wow, that's cool that their dog is named Lassie.. awesome

2007-08-02 10:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by to the moon 2 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny !10!

2007-08-02 13:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hahaha.
The dog got owned!!!

2007-08-02 10:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Moonie 2 · 0 0

haha, the cats always win.

2007-08-02 10:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

cute

2007-08-06 07:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0 0

you can't spell but i still think it's funny.

2007-08-02 10:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas F 2 · 0 0

kittens are silly

2007-08-02 10:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0 0

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