One day during lessons on proper grammer, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My Mom planned a beautiful banquet and we had a beautiful day," he replied.
The teacher responded "Excellent Michael."
Then reluctantly she called on little Billy.
"Last night , at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnangt, and he said "Beautiful, just f***ing Beautiful."
2007-08-02 10:22:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very enjoyable have a star!
2007-08-02 11:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by minty359 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!!!!!!!! Isn't it interesting what language kids get from there parents? I know this was just a joke though. Nice 1.
2016-05-21 03:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 13:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Star4u.
2007-08-02 10:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie it used to be a little johnny joke
2007-08-02 10:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh - cheers.!!!
2007-08-02 11:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that joke has been on before,but its a good one haha.thanks.
2007-08-02 10:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, made me smile, have a star!
2007-08-02 11:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-02 10:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by itsnot4girls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-08-02 10:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by to the moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋