I'm 18 years old and I know how they are made and all that jazz. I am looking for the funniest answer though. Whoever makes me laugh the most wins. Be creative but semi-clean. Thanks!
2007-08-02 10:05:17 · 15 answers · asked by kwhalee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the car gets parked in the driveway and the engine gets turned on. Then there is an oil leak.
2007-08-02 10:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by HeatFan (Wade's House Still! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was lost too...until I saw an episode of Family Guy. Here goes:
When a woman gets ready to go to bed a stork flys through the window. He puts down his blanket and pulls out a red light bulb. He changes it out with the normal light bulb in the bed side lamp. Then the woman ask, "I thought you were supposed to bring me a baby". The stork then replies "Honey, we gonna make the baby"
There is one part that still confuses me. Does this mean were all related? Or is there like an agency with a bunch of different storks?
2007-08-02 17:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mimi. It doesn't work when the hot dog is put in the bun. That would just be messy.
Mommy goes to the store and buys some birds.
Daddy goes out and catches some bees.
They mix them together and bake @ 98.6 degrees for 9 months and out pops a fully baked baby.
2007-08-02 17:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was curious about babies and where they come from, seeing as she was so bright her father let her watch the birth. The father said "Know why Mommy's tummy is big?" she replied "Cause that's where the baby is" "Smart girl" replied her father. After the baby was delivered the doctor slapped the girl's ne baby brother on the bottom. The father said "Do you know why the doctor spanked your baby brother on his bottom?" The girl answered "YEAH, so he don't ever climb up in there EVER AGAIN!"
2007-08-02 19:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welll
When a daddy parks his car in a mommys garage they combine gas and a new car comes out the mommys exaughst tank. And that is how babies are made
2007-08-02 17:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by LonghornBaseball 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Babies are made in a factory and they are delivered by a stork.
2007-08-02 18:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 toes up-
10 toes down-
2 neked @sses going round and round.
The you know what - is in the you know where
I hope you want a baby - cause your already there.
2007-08-02 17:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by curious1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They put the hot dog in the bun and make a baby!!!
2007-08-02 17:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by Moonie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the man may wear the pants, but the woman controls the zipper.
2007-08-02 17:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by claire_bear_zizzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
babies?? when i first read it i thought it said barbies lol i was like what is he on about hahahahaha i need to get my eyes sorted out woaahhh lol xxxxxxxxxxx
2007-08-02 17:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋