Jim jr M walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your jack rabbit?"
Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"
2007-08-02 08:58:27 · 25 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yuk-:-) !!xx
2007-08-02 09:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 13:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. 7/10
2007-08-02 09:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by PSU840 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO I was wearing gloves hun LOL
2007-08-02 10:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww.dirty man.As for the other one, I just hope he scrubbed his hands after that.lol.
2007-08-02 09:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaaa that was another good one! PMSL lolloloolololololoolololoooooollllo
2007-08-02 10:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was here the other day, still funny though
2007-08-02 09:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ipecac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That shows men's carelessness.
2007-08-02 09:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!
I'll keep creeping!
2007-08-02 09:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell! lol.
2007-08-02 09:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jazzie A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
him and kermit have a lot in common
2007-08-02 10:57:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋