Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
2007-08-02 08:23:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anthony C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-08-02 08:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire the dudes jokes and yours to. yet i'm a guy and that i gotta follow my bro what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? no longer something, you already instructed her two times! what do you do in case you notice your spouse stunning around in the outdoor? reload!
2016-11-11 01:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by weberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. What do you think about this joke??
what is long slimy and smells like pork????
kermit the frogs finger
2007-08-02 08:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Bowchickawowwoww 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! they're so funny! reminds me of an ad i saw a few years ago: "wanted spare black drivers' door for toyota corola"
2007-08-02 08:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by lexie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i love these, keep em coming
2007-08-02 08:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i love silly signs.
2007-08-02 08:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋