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2007-08-02 08:02:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Grandma's Big Boobies

My husband used to tell our four -years old grand daughter that grandma has “really big boobies .” I guess she thought it was okay to say ,so she started telling me that. I would get on to her, but she still would say it.

One day we were at the Supermarket waiting in line to check out. The woman in front of us has big boobies , like
me . My grand daughter obviously noticed that ,turned to me, and said, "Grandma, that woman has really big boobies like yours" while tapping the lady on the leg. My face turned red and so did the woman's. I didn't know what to do or say.

2007-08-02 09:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was the junior drum major in high school my junior year. At one of the competitions we went to the senior drum major was auditioning for state choir, so I was alone. On top of it, one of the bass drum players was sick, so halfway during the show I had to get off the podium, and march in their place during the drumline feature.

It takes quite a while to get the bass drum on because of my gloves, after what feels like 5 minutes I get the drum on and I am facing the band, and the band is facing the audience. I tell the lead snare that I am ready to go, but the person in front of me is laughing, and so are the people around her. I am pretty ticked off just because they are laughing and moving at attention. Finally the person in front of me is able to tell me that my skirt is caught in the drum, and I was flashing the band.

I got the skirt pulled out, and the show went on, but every time I played drum after that, everyone made sure that I wasn't wearing a skirt.

2007-08-02 15:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by ♪♫♥J-Lou♥♫♪ 2 · 0 0

well... probely i was swimming in the river with my friend and suddenly we had a HUGE panic attack we were just screaming our heads of at everything, pond weed, fish, wood, you name it finealy we got hold off this plank so we were good untill i got a fish in my water shoe the procces started again. But if screaming and splashing like idiots in a public place isnt enough. when we finaly got out the water a load of boys from our school were standing laughing at us 2 of them happened to be our crushes.

2007-08-02 15:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 1 0

i was sayin da valedictorian speech nd i was wearing a sundress. the bust was 2 large so it showed part of mi nipple. i didn't notice until i looked down on da paper and saw a brown thing. good thing none of da paretz said anythin.

2007-08-02 19:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well i was at my friends house and we were playing a prank on our friend who was cominng later. we made all these notes like follow the arrows to the treasure or what would you do if this happens go to the washroom, stuff like that and at the end we told her to go upstairs to my friend's room an d we would hide in the closet. in the middle of our friend's "journey", we would use my friend's mom's cell and call my friend's house. (not the one on the journey) my friend's mom was in on the prank and she told my friend on the journey that it was for her. than we would( us in the closet) make an accent and ask random questions. after we hanged up, we were still in the closet and i FARTED SO LOUD like LOUD< LOUD that my friends heard and thought it was an earthquake. i FARTED LIKE THAT FOR TWO IN A ROW and my friends asked me if it was fake. i wasnt paying attention to wat they said and i said yes. they were laughing SO hard. i guess i ate too much beans during lunch at the buffet. now they still remind me of that time.

2007-08-02 16:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by scribbler 2 · 0 0

This is not me but I know someone was stuttering bad during a public speech.

2007-08-02 15:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by i_ride_spinners04 3 · 1 1

It's Embarrassing. Is this one of yours?

2007-08-02 15:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by Chanteuse_ar 7 · 1 1

answering this question

2007-08-06 13:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by kid rock 5 · 0 0

walked into a girls bathroom at a ryans i jus walked in went threw it lk it wuz nutin lol IM NOT A PERVERT!!!!!!! i didnt realize wat had happened until it happened

2007-08-02 15:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by giantsfan1213 1 · 1 1

for you or for me.

2007-08-02 15:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 2

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