Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2007-08-02 07:40:09 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day but man with two holes not feel too cocky.
Woman aviator who fly upside down have crack up in air.
Eskimo who eat yellow snow foolish man.
Woman who cooks beans and pees in same pot unhygienic
2007-08-02 07:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny, and some new ones in there too
have a star.
2007-08-02 07:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by HappyDays 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for that.that was good. lol.may i just say thank you too, to quatt47.lol.
2007-08-02 08:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! good ones. star for you ***
2007-08-02 07:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋