Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn't know what it was.
"What is this, Mom?" asked Susie.
Mom replied, "You'll have to guess. But I'll give you a clue. It's what I call your father sometimes."
Johnny yells, "Spit it out sis! It's asshole! It's asshole!"
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
2007-08-02 06:53:59 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, Loved them honey, looks like i've missed out on a fab night.
2007-08-02 14:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first on was so funny..... star 4 that
second one cute and corny
2007-08-02 14:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was hilarious
u get an lmao, a high five, and a gold star
the second one was cute...like most Q&A jokes
2007-08-02 14:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by randi.duh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol at the first one.
2007-08-02 14:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok l saw you've took my little hint
tis good to have you back
in the right place
star award
2007-08-02 15:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-08-02 15:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like em!
2007-08-02 14:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one made me laugh :-)
2007-08-02 13:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cute jokes
2007-08-02 14:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha the first one is funny
2007-08-02 14:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by big H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋