I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
2007-08-02 05:52:21 · 26 answers · asked by Teeny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??
2007-08-02 05:53:03 · update #1
OH MY GOODNESS not many people can make me LOL good one .
2007-08-02 06:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sharayah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great i happen to do that alot now also people always want a smart answer for a dumb question what they dont know is that they will never get one lol
2007-08-02 13:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people are just plain stupid and nosy; those are the ones you can get into they heads and fill them with nonsense.
2007-08-02 13:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by DEEJAY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 4 u
2007-08-08 16:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Chef dad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this one somewhere before, but I still laugh every time because it is just too funny.
2007-08-02 13:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Colonel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that's hilarious! Very creative story, and quick on your feet, Great job!
2007-08-02 13:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but it's a great one!
2007-08-02 13:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
2007-08-02 13:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by snnyaura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i blew iced tea outta my nose on this one...that was great..you're very creative...and a smarty pants. lol. :)
2007-08-02 18:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
stupid ppl are funny to make fun of.
lol
2007-08-07 17:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋