1)at a party, 1 woman asked another " r u wearin ur weddin ring on d wrong finger? d other woman said" yes i am..........coz i married d wrong man.
2)WIFE= worries invited for ever
3) 1 summer evenin a young son came in while his parents were settin d table 4 supper...quite suprisingly he askd if he could help his mother said " no,bt i appreciate ur askin......d child responded " well i appreciate u sayin no"
4) a mother was preparin pancakes 4 her sons kevin 5. nd ryan 3 yrs. d boyz began 2 argue over who could get d 1st pancake.their mother saw d oppurtunity 4for d moral lesson.if jesus was sittin here,he would say"let my brother hv d 1st pancake...i can wait" kevin turned to his younger bro ryan nd said"ryan u b jesus"
2007-08-02 05:18:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lool hahaa good jokes the last 1 was priceless thanks for that hahaaa
2007-08-02 05:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by freefaller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pratika, all the 4 jokes were brilliant.
I wish someone would have told me about the long form of WIFE a few years back... ha ha.
The joke about the Mom and her two children was too good. Those children are definitely intelligent.
I'll surely give you a star.
(But avoid using SMS language while telling jokes, interpretation becomes difficult and the pun is lost).
2007-08-02 23:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you put some punctuation and spelled out a few more words, and maybe, if we were lucky, got a few capitalized words at the beginning of a sentence you would have received a star!
2007-08-02 05:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-09 01:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice jokes! I liked all of them but I especially liked the first one. That was hilarious. You get a star.
2007-08-02 05:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good collection.
2007-08-03 07:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by chandraprakash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*The jokes are good !!!
But the "punch'' is lost when u try to use '' d,b,bt, 4,2 etc'' !!!!
Dont be stingy with words !!!!!
Afterall , its the words that make u laugh !!!
2007-08-02 18:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this r da best jokes eva nice
2007-08-02 06:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Gaby R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CoooL! good jokes. I liked all of them.
2007-08-02 16:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by Pallavi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute a star for you
2007-08-06 04:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋