Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office
but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast.
I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, Ask him for $200. then pick up the money very fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.
She said, "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!"
2007-08-02 04:22:17 · 44 answers · asked by big H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, i liked it a lot. 20/10
2007-08-02 04:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by PSU840 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-08-02 04:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1
2007-08-02 04:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sabrina Devareoux 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
10
2007-08-02 04:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by anthony a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. A little sick, but not too bad. 2. I would talk to some friends and set up a group for protection. 3. I am a homosexual vegan Liberal Jew. 4. Natasha. 5. England. 6. Ben Stein. 7. Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music. 8. Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? A. Getting raped. 9. Food - sweet potato or mango, drink - coffee, black, one sugar, drug - magic mushrooms. 10. I'm going to give your quiz the label of GAY. :-) Peace.
2016-05-21 00:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100
2007-08-02 04:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original. That's a first!
2007-08-02 04:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10! and a star
2007-08-02 04:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 04:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD GIVE IT A 99 BUT THAT ISN'T A VOTING NUMBER BUT 10
2007-08-05 07:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋