Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your a*ss didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
2007-08-02 04:22:13 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one... star for you!
2007-08-02 04:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 11:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one. Not original. Sorry. Funny but not original.
2007-08-02 11:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
heard a variation of it before, still good though
2007-08-02 11:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by mr.z28 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol aw poor guy
2007-08-02 11:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by just plain me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that one is good
2007-08-02 11:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by CAM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
still don't get it lol
2007-08-02 11:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny!
2007-08-02 11:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋