2007-08-02 03:44:58 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seems like I could satisfy most of you if I had sufficiently advanced technology.
2007-08-02 03:56:28 · update #1
It would help if your avatar did not look like one of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes.
2007-08-02 03:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by holyterrar85 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bible says that when Jesus returns a loud trump will sound, the sky will crack, and that He will return surrounded by a crowd of saints and an army of angels. His return will be such that no one on the face of this earth will miss it. So, you see my friend, nothing of the kind has occurred so you couldn't possibly be Him. Besides I doubt that Jesus would go somewhere and sit down at a computer to announce His return on Y/A!!!
2007-08-02 03:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by drivn2excelchery 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
DNA a match maybe? Why would it be so important to you? Didn't Jesus say he could be improved upon? John 14 12?
"Greater works(more perfect works, more heavenly works) than these I do will they do who come after me, because I go unto my Father(because they can see me as to how I am in heaven, and in that image can imagine how I could have done better on earth, for in heaven we are infinitely graceful and compassionate, infinitely healing!)".
I am a Forgive Affirmed Spirit
Healing be unto you
2007-08-02 03:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you'd have to be perfect. No sin at all. Second, you would have to show me that you were the most humble people of all. Third, I'd prolly need a big sign, like fire from the sky or somn. lol.
2007-08-02 03:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fulfill the prophecy of Acts 1, and maybe I'll take a second look.
2007-08-02 03:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing
Even if you die and resurrect which I know you can never do.
Nothing in existence will make me believe you are because
He came once and accomplished the work
He is coming again to pay each one according to his works
Like a criminal he said and not coming to stay on yahoo Q/A
No way!!!
2007-08-02 03:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Emerald 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You couldn't convince me, for His return is written as being in "....the eastern sky" and I doubt seriously that you can teleport back and forth and turn water into wine and etc.....
2007-08-02 05:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I have a bath full of water turn it to wine and yeah Jesus I will be a very drunk believer
2007-08-02 03:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is nothing you can do, it is impossible, in fact, Jesus Himself warned us about people just like you.
Mat 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
Mat 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
Mat 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
Mat 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.
Mat 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Mat 24:25 Behold, I have told you before.
Ahhh You see? Gothca!
2007-08-02 03:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
If you walked up to me, having never met me before, nor looked me up on the internet, nor researched anything about my life, my family, or my job, and before I could introduce myself, you called me by name and reminded me of something that only God and I knew about. That's what it would take to for you to convince me that you were Jesus.
2007-08-02 03:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by josephwiess 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋