A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read
’Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins’, then she moved under one that read
’Sloans Liniments remove Swelling’. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read
’William Stick Did The Trick’. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read
’Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident’."
He won the case.
2007-08-02 01:58:44 · 42 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice!!!
2007-08-02 02:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was ok.
The funny thing is no matter how many jokes I read, when someone says 'do you know any jokes, tell me one'
I can usually remember half of one and that joke about the slide, and the Irish, English and Scottish man. Now that's 'funny' but not in the laughing out loud way, more like this joke funny. As in, in principle, but not reality.
2007-08-09 05:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by kosslyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sweet! Star 4 U
2007-08-02 02:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cant be arrested for laughing at someone if that were the case then 98% of the US population would be in jail for laughing at our dumbass president
2007-08-09 01:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! Finally one that I have never heard before!
~Candice~
2007-08-02 02:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke ha ha.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh - cheers.!!!
2007-08-02 13:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny
2007-08-09 12:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by samurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brilliant never heard that one before i just emailed it to my brother. really funny, you deserve a star
2007-08-02 03:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Pushing The Senses! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a funny story!! You made my day!! Thank You!!
2007-08-09 13:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny have a star
2007-08-09 10:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long! i bet it took you long time to write or say it to others, any way, i didn't read it, just passing by!
2007-08-08 23:18:03 · answer #11 · answered by song c l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋