A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know, "he said. "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies . . . "you just happened to catch my eye."
2007-08-01 23:04:27 · 13 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Read the title again katehughes. Think you may have misread it :)
2007-08-01 23:08:52 · update #1
ha ha good one!
2007-08-01 23:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by dartht1973 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, I couldn't tell my nan though, she'd have forgotten the beginning by the time I got to the end :)
2007-08-02 06:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Barry C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
She can keep an eye out for him , next time he's in town
2007-08-02 06:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that ones good but i can't tell my nan that coz she is a little on the weird side so you know it will get complicated and i don't really want that to happen to me lol i could try
2007-08-02 06:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke Keep it up
2007-08-02 06:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before but still brings smiles......
2007-08-02 06:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he catched her eye she dropped her drawers he caught v.d. she laughed her head off.
2007-08-02 07:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke! would it ever happen in real life?
2007-08-02 06:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-08-02 06:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by kinky punky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why cant I tell my nan that one? Its not rude.
2007-08-02 06:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋