Three tortoises went into a cafe and ordered three chocolate milkshakes. Then it started to rain so they decided that one of them should go fetch an umbrella, The tortoise who offered to go was very worried that the others would drink his milkshake while he was gone. But when they assured him that the wouldnt, he finally set off. One day passed and he still had not returned, then two days and finally a week. One of the tortisos who was still waiting said "He's definitely wont be coming back now! Lets drink his milkshake". " i agree" said the second tortoise. Suddenly the third tortoise shouted angrily from the cafe doorway , " if you dare touch it, i wont go for the umbrella".
2007-08-01 22:19:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good and clean jock.
2007-08-01 22:33:42 · answer #1 · answered by neelisu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked your joke.
Firstly, it is clean and it is very funny and made me laugh.
What more could one ask of a joke?
Have you got any more as good as that?
2007-08-02 05:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ackinpots 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. kindda kiddish.. made me laugh
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-08-02 05:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW THATS SO BLOODY FUNNY!!!
2007-08-02 05:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heights of doubtfulness!!!
2007-08-02 05:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute.
2007-08-02 05:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by Swan Song 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
few more like this, pleeeeeeease.........
2007-08-02 05:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by thunderbird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha!....
2007-08-02 05:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋