The Bakery (joke)?

Question

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'..."

Answer 1

[cringe] That was crazy-awesome!

I'll give you a star [and I rarely do].

Answer 2

LOL! That's the same old guy who went to the store for his wife, but forgot what he was supposed to pick up. He ran into the same clerk at her part-time job as a stock girl at the supermarket. She noticed his distress at not being able to remember what he came for, and she suggested all sorts of possible items. "Was it milk?" "No." "Eggs?" "No." "Sugar?" "No." After naming off everything she could think of, she said she had to get back to work, stocking the bottom shelves. When she bent over, he said, "Now I remember! Bayer Aspirin!"

Answer 3

LMAO.. at his age what else do ya expect
*pun intended* @ naughty!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh

Answer 4

lol, that's a very naughty man

Answer 5

hahaha..yeah..another naughty old man!! hahahaha

Answer 6

omg
this BREAD TOO MUCH to DIGEST!!!!!!

Answer 7

:)