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I'm thinking of becoming religious. Can anyone suggest a good religion for me to join. I'm looking for something quite mainstream.

I'm not to fussed about times, but I can't do Monday afternoons and Saturday mornings. Also, I'm not very good at getting up early.

Do any of them offer AirMiles or anything similar; voucher books, etc.? Which one offers the best pension programme? I hear that one of them is offering a free Panasonic Blu-Ray player to every new member, is this true?

2007-08-01 20:27:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

Baptists are pretty good if you're looking for mainstream with perks. They have masses and youth groups that are pretty much like parties, and sometimes they might give things away. Plus there is all sorts of cool 'god gear' that you can get if you are a christian... t-shirts with bible verses, purity rings, bible cases, cross jewelry... anything and everything.

I truly applaud your question. It is such a true reflection of society.

2007-08-01 20:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Rat 7 · 2 0

All the religions are basically from The God.But many of them are later manipulated and maligned by human interference hence lost originality of what their respective prophets taught. Now the only religion which is keeping the instruction of The Almighty to all human race is Islam.No adulteration is possible in Qur-an as the protection is assured by The God Himself until the Dooms Day.
So you need not think twice if you are serious in following a correct religion which i am sure you will be convinced on reading of Qur-an once.

2007-08-02 04:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by a.kolathil 7 · 1 2

Wicca or Paganism, you don't have to get up early or go to any place to practice it. It doesn't offer a free Panasonic Blu-Ray, It offers free will.

2007-08-02 03:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aston villaism saturday afternoons you wont need the air miles as its been a few years since we got into Europe but O'Neil is the new messiah hail Aston villa

2007-08-02 03:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by diborntobeblonde 3 · 0 0

Panfreeism.
You can believe absolutely everything you want.
It doesn't cost anything.
Every third Sunday in Lent you get a free pan.

Beware Panfree fundamentalists. They deny your right to believe as you wish and they use their free pans to batter you with.

2007-08-02 03:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How about Druse? It has elements of Christianity, Judaism and Islam, so you will never be without a friend somewhere in the world.

2007-08-02 03:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by Norman W 3 · 0 0

Kwistenbiebelism. But sorry membership is not open anymore.
Start your own. You can wear more flashy suits than the pope.

Have a nice day.

2007-08-02 04:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by kwistenbiebel 5 · 0 0

Be an agnostic, i hear they do a good line in free thinking

2007-08-02 03:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well if you like traveling, meeting new people, pressed white shirts and the refined look of wearing a tie, you too can be a card carrying member of the mormon church!!!!

2007-08-02 03:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by tigittytigitty 3 · 0 0

I would sign up for points and a free pen?

2007-08-02 03:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Missy H 5 · 0 0

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