Does he pray to Ares, the Spartan god of war? I pray to Crom, he is strong on his mountain.
What weapon shall I choose? The Atlantean sword, my double handled battle axe, or shall I trap him as I did with Thorgrim, with a helmet/wooden spike to the solar plexus trick?
Does Leonidas also know the riddle of steel?
2007-08-01 16:59:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh MY!!!! A fight in my honor! Leonidas prays to Aries, God of War. Crom must prove himself stronger than the Olympian God, and you, my muscled defender must take on the might of Sparta....Then, this fair cow shall be yours forever!
2007-08-03 20:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could say that I understood your dilemma but, as you well know, I only use my enormous battle-hammer when I seek to crush my enemies.
In that you have trained in the East with the War Masters, the skill you display with your Atlantean sword is without equal.
However, I do not think that King Leonidas would last long against you were you to allow your sword to sing its Deathsong to him; not very sporting, if I may say.
He may last a bit longer against your battle-axe, but I still think it would be a relatively short fight.
Hey, I've an idea:
Do you still have that assortment of spiked and bladed 'cesti' that you used when you were greeted with howls of lust and fury as a Pit Fighter?
I know, I know: The cesti are for amateurs, but at least Leonidas might last a bit longer if you bled him out SLOWLY.
Just food for thought...
EDIT:
I Am No One [above]:
LOL... NO!!!...:-))
Not the 'helmet/wooden spike to the solar plexus' trick! Believe me, if you ever had it pulled on you, you would feel the same way that I do;
I'm having chest pains right now just THINKING about it!
2007-08-01 18:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh man!
DEFINITELY the 'helmet/wooden spike to the solar plexus' trick!
After seeing what it did to a fully-armored Thorgrim, - can you imagine how it would fvck up a half-naked Leonidas?!
Not even knowing the Riddle of Steel would save his Spartan @ss from that kind of trauma!
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2007-08-01 17:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Burger King
2016-04-01 10:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hummm, sweaty, muscular, men fighting. The only thing better would be if I was the prize, and the winner took me home to ravage. Can I watch at least.
2007-08-01 17:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've already run off with Starjumper and we are living in a sweet little love nest in Adelaide.
2007-08-01 17:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I hope he doesn't pray to Pantites as Pantites is a girly man. One would only need a rope to slay Pantites.
Even spell checker thinks Pantites is a girly man and would prefer that he be called "panties".
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRROM...!
2007-08-01 17:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow, are you like the reincarnation of Robert E. Howard?
Impressive.
2007-08-01 17:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Eldritch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Steroids and Women, confuse the mind!
2007-08-03 20:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Truth 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When will you fight him for my favors? Yes, he knows the riddle but he has weak points which I will reveal to you should you fight to the death for my honor.
2007-08-01 17:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by Blonde Rebellion 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋