2007-08-01 16:57:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's a bored man.
2007-08-01 17:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by gruz 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, God created us to watch Paris Hilton, watch others imitate Paris Hilton, do some shopping, scratch our noses, drive cars, disappear, then be reborn into another body.
2007-08-01 17:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Paris Hilton is the best standard to judge the human race off of, but I suppose it's your call :-)
2007-08-01 17:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by ImagoDei 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
effortless answer is that God Is. He exists exterior of time, he created time, he's the uncaused reason. between the solutions made right here assertion "thank you!!!!!!!!!!! i actual used to artwork in a church as a Sunday college instructors assistant while i grew to become into 15 or so and as quickly as we've been coaching little ones on the subject of the international being made in 7 days I had a boy question me that right question! I asked the instructor, she stated ask the pastor. I asked the pastor and he instructed me it may be maximum suitable if i did no longer come back next Sunday and walked away. in no way went returned to church after that." If it particularly is genuine, it particularly is the sorriest excuse for a pastor i've got ever heard of. certainly one of my pastors spent countless time speaking approximately Theistic Evolution, and grew to become into tremendously wishy washy on theological subject concerns in many circumstances ("Jesus in no way stated he grew to become into the only way" and issues like that), and he and that i referred to this very subject, and he used the word I wrote above "the uncaused reason". basically, he stated there have been 2 factors the place God grew to become into necessary for a manner the universe is: a million. the huge Bang. If there is not any longer something to reason it, then there is not any longer something to reason it. Ex Nihilo Nihil in positive condition. no longer something comes from no longer something. 2. the 1st existence. the percentages against a self-replicating protein forming and organizing even in proper situations (which there is not any info of proper situations) is statistically nil or 0. without that self-replicating protein, no nucleus formation, no cellular organisation, no organisms era. basically, there's a gaggle of issues that one and all ought to ensue concurrently for the useful start up of existence.
2016-11-10 23:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by bojan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah. He created us so he could watch us watch Paris Hilton, do some shopping, scratch our noses, drive cars then disappear.
2007-08-01 16:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by LaserPhaser 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No, we watch Paris Hilton, get shopping, go to McDonald's, get fat, scratch our noses and wonder why we're fat, sue McDonald's, get in the car to go buy bigger clothes, THEN disappear.
2007-08-01 17:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Susie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't watch Paris Hilton. Her name alone is so stupid it can only belong to a stupid person, so why would I want to watch her?
2007-08-01 17:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, god never intended for you to scratch your nose.
2007-08-01 17:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hardly.
God created us to make ONE decision: Whether we consider Him worth more or less than ourselves. We get to live with whoever we value most.
2007-08-01 17:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be put out to pastor. LOL. God bless the bovine.
2007-08-01 17:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by jamoca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋