2007-08-01 15:55:24 · 15 answers · asked by David 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sadly, this is the best pro-God argument I've seen on R&S all day.
2007-08-01 15:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Because your subconsiousness is creating a fantasy world in which you experience positive emothional mood swings advoiding the real truth that, let's be blunt, GOD EXISTS. Ever heard of an exorcism, amd don't give me that "it's all in the brain crap". It's a real phenomena. And to be even more blunt, you're just looking for attention and trying to be funny.
2007-08-01 23:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont know.
You are not awesome.
I am awesome incarnate.
Since you are (Most likely - I'm never quite sure) not an avatar, worshipper, acolyte, incarnation, or aspect of mineself, then you are most likely not awesome.
For example, take Jimi Hendrix. Jimi was an important Avatar of mineself. David Bowie was a high priest. But you? Your nothing.
Just bow before the Goatman and sacrifice your firstborn daughter when she turns sixteen to me.
And never, never, never listen to rap.
That's how you be awesome.
P. S. If you have an eyepatch, wear it.
2007-08-01 23:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by goatman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God exists,
thats why you are so awesome!
Bless you my friend~
2007-08-01 23:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by forerunner7 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she does exist
2007-08-01 23:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
replace awesome with redundant.
2007-08-01 23:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You need to go to bed young man!!!
2007-08-01 22:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
David, its past your bedtime...
NOW GO TO BED...
2007-08-01 23:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God does exist and you are concieted.
2007-08-01 22:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by Trezdons Mommy 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
aren't christians supposed to be humble?
2007-08-01 22:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by ... 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋