Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
2007-08-01 14:24:12 · 11 answers · asked by 5' 9 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dumb man, very smart kid - wish i was such a smart person (hes even smater than i am NOW)
2007-08-01 14:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-20 04:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second Johnny was Ho-Hum.
The first Johnny was a real knee slapper.
2007-08-01 14:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol a 20 haha
2007-08-01 14:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was the mother I would snatch my money back and kick him outside to play.
2007-08-01 14:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Maakies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 14:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, some stars 2 you!!!
2007-08-01 14:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, someone with some good jokes. LOL!!!!
2007-08-01 14:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! that was funny! Good ones
2007-08-01 14:28:39 · answer #9 · answered by Chelsea Pong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the joke, it was a good one.
2007-08-01 14:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋