A guy goes to the post office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says,"Why, yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer. "That counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related dissabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."
"The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?"
"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our ba*ls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"
2007-08-01 14:13:14 · 17 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaaaaaa they were only able to sit around scratching their balls cos us ladies were there from 6am doing all the work!!!!
Ex postal worker lol
2007-08-02 03:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one...now here's one for u
Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla is rather well endowed.
This fascinates the ladies. Finally, one of the women just can't bear it any longer and she leans towards the cage for a better look.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non-stop!
When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken off to hospital.
A few days later, her friend visits her and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt? Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written....
2007-08-01 14:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a guy rushes right into a bar and with an pressing voice asks the bar delicate to grant him a drink in the previous the combat breaks out. After the 1st, he asks for a 2nd drink in the previous the combat breaks out, and then the third and the fourth. Exasperated, the bar delicate asks the now drunk guy which 'combat' he grew to become into touching on. the guy says that he would not have the money to pay the invoice, so he has been touching on the combat they have been approximately to have.
2016-10-09 00:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Brilliant joke.!!!
Got my mates here at work laughing during a coffee break - Cheers Piscesburd 10/10.!!!
2007-08-01 14:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had almost 20 years in the Post Office on street routes. Went out on disability due to a broken ankle 7 years ago which resulted in osteoarthritis which means I can't walk or stand for long periods of time. Excuse me for NOT laughing!!!!!
2007-08-01 14:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Have a star for cheering me up (I have just got in from work 02:20 here in UK).
2007-08-01 14:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 14:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!
I'm Crying from laughter XD!!!
2007-08-01 14:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, you know them so well, do you work for the post office.
2007-08-01 23:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful you don't want anybody going Postal on you!! ILMAO
2007-08-01 15:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋