Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?"
"Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love."
"But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you."
"I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?"
"Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'"
2007-08-01 14:12:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THATS HILARIOUS! yess i think its funny!!
2007-08-01 14:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by preppy_hunni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a little rude (well not really ALOT!)
But its really funny :)
Here is one for you now :D
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
LOL!
2007-08-01 21:33:08 · answer #2 · answered by BrEeZa..Xx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not a bad joke
It's kinda of funny...
I think johnny and his dad should have a long talk
2007-08-01 21:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by Scarlett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 21:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
Here's one for u
A policeman noticed a drunk man stumbling around in a parking lot, weaving around and holding a set of car keys in front of him.
"What seems to be the problem?" the officer asked.
"Sshhomebody shtole my car!" the drunk complained.
"Where's the last place you saw your car?" the officer questioned, rolling his eyes.
"Right on the end of thissh here key!!" the drunk responded.
Then the officer noticed that the drunk man's fly was unzipped and he was "hanging out".
"Um, sir," the officer said, "did you notice you're exposing yourself?"
The drunk looked down at himself and exclaimed,
"Son of a gun!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!"
2007-08-01 21:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha omg thats hillarious. Keep up the funny jokes!
2007-08-01 21:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by italianstalian4589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! datz funny not hilarious but pretty funny.
2007-08-01 21:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it very much.I think I will never be a mother.Life is better without kids!!!
2007-08-01 21:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by Papillon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baahhahaha its funny.=D
2007-08-01 21:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by Dancing girl.[: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny as hell
2007-08-01 21:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah kinda
2007-08-01 21:15:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋