I rear ended a car a few days ago.......
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He was pi*sed!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
I said, "Then which one are you?
2007-08-01 14:09:20 · 21 answers · asked by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was cute, right on. I love a good laugh. Thanks Pam.
2007-08-01 15:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ron 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA good one!!!
Here's one for you
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone “GET ME A COFFEE, QUICKLY!”
The voice from the other side responded “you fool! You have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who you’re talking to?!”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-01 14:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha that is Hilarious!!! I give it a 10 out of 5. That is funny.
2007-08-01 14:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha that is a nice little joke to start the day. It put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-08-01 21:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a cute joke! could be somewhat offensive though
2007-08-01 14:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
XD OMG That was as funny as... as... umm...
EGGS!
lol I like The 7 Dwarfs though :S
2007-08-01 14:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
That was mean how could you tell a joke that is so anti-small people I mean they have .......JUST KIDDING!! that was funny!
2007-08-01 15:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha
that is very sizist and wrong!
2007-08-01 14:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-08-01 14:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-08-01 14:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋