Jim Jnr staggers home at 3am after a pub crawl. On finding his wife awake and naked in bed he decides to show some interest. He gently kisses her on the forehead but no response.
He then softly kisses her lips and still no response. Moving downwards with his tongue until it finds a haven exploring her navel. No reaction whatsoever. His next move is to bend right down and kiss inside her right thigh just above her knee. At that moment his wife sits bolt upright and screams at him...."If it had been a pub you wouldn't have missed it!"
2007-08-01 13:40:40 · 11 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO I've never missed it I can assure you. I'd never live it down or is that up
2007-08-01 19:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God will fix sin when he destroys the world and the new heaven and new earth come. Rev 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. Rev 21:3 And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. Rev 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. Rev 21:5 And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. Rev 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
2016-05-20 04:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by estella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best joke on her today...and I have told some good ones on here. I love that one. I can't wait to tell my wife that one....
2007-08-01 14:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Excellent Piscesburd.!!!
Still telling them like it is ha ha.!!!
They will learn not to mess with you lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Poor Jim.!!!
2007-08-01 13:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaha, we must all have the same problem then hahahah.
2007-08-01 23:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats really funny pmsl
2007-08-02 03:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2007-08-01 21:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe it smelled like a pub.LOL!!!!
2007-08-01 13:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he says nope, i didn't... hahaha
2007-08-01 13:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by arsenic sauce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it !! HA!HA!HA!HA!
2007-08-01 17:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋