7 degrees of blonde...funny?

Question

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at

2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,

listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"

and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some

woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices

a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,

looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks

familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde

hands her the compact. The second one

looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out

and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and

when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the

blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she

does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her

head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The

blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state

capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of

them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her

she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her

US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew

what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question

then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make

before he crossed the Delaware "

SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to

find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the

police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast

the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was

the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached

the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,

shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all

my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."

Answer 1

all funny! thanks for a giggle!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Haha! These were really funny! I've heard some of those before, but some of them were totally new! Nice order as well.

Answer 4

Hilarious!!!

Answer 5

LOL. Goodies, All!! LOL.

Thanks for the Laughs!

Answer 6

I was just about to post the same thing!
Seriously!
Did you get that from funny.com?!?

Answer 7

Yes, that was hilarious!
Especially the last one!
But the 1st one...eah...it was okay

Answer 8

ok those are some good blonde jokes!!!!!!! i was cracking up with the gun and pregnant ones!!!

Answer 9

the last one isnt that funny and i've them all before.

Answer 10

hahahahahahaha.....very funny!!! the last one was pretty lame

Answer 11

eh...7/10