An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen & done everything, & the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself,
she came to the conclusion that the quickest & surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart.
The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor & asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap
2007-08-01 12:34:37 · 6 answers · asked by BayDestRian 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!! Oldie, But Goodie! LOL.
I love this one!! LOL.
2007-08-01 13:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-01 12:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! Thats hilarious...
2007-08-01 12:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by jhesikah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!She has some saggy boobies nobies! hahahah
2007-08-01 17:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it its not funny
2007-08-01 12:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by drlyles2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Talk about saggy boobs!!!
2007-08-01 13:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋