A brunnette and a blonde were in the park,walking. All of a sudden, the brunnette looked down and said, "Aww, a dead bird"
The blonde looked up to the sky and said,"where?"
2007-08-01 12:12:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Yes, Definitely Blonde!! LOL.
Thanks for the Laugh!
2007-08-01 13:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 19:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what are the similaritys between a smart blonde and a UFO? You always hear about them but never see the
2007-08-01 19:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by thabigbossoftha13 1 · 7⤊ 2⤋
so there was a blonde guy,mexican guy, and an irish guy.all 3 were contruction workers.They were working on a roof.lunch time came.All 3 men pullled out there lunches.The Mexican pulled out a burrito and said if i get one more burrito in my luch I will jump off this roof to my own death. The Irish guy pulls out his lunch. He has beef and cabbage. He says if I get one more lunch full of this crappy old beef and cabbage I as well will jump off this roof to my own death. The blonde pulls out his lunch. It's a bologne and cheese sandwich. He says, If I get one more bologne and cheese sandwich I will jump off this building to my own death.The next day the Mexican pulled out his lunch. It was a burrito, He jumped to his death. The Irish man opened his lunch and had beef and cabbage. He jumped off the building to his death.The blonde guy opens his lunch and pulls out a bologne and cheese sandwich and jumps to his own death. The next week at the funeral all 3 wives are there. The Mexican's wife says, If I would have kbow that he didn't like burritos I would have never packked them for him. The Irishman's wife says, If I would have know that he doesn't like beef and cabbage I would have never packed them for him. The blonde's wife says, I don't know what my husbands problem is, He packs his own lunch.
2007-08-01 19:23:50 · answer #4 · answered by ChelseaSmile:) 3 · 28⤊ 1⤋
Hear it before still it's kinda funny.
2007-08-01 19:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like this one better:
Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room?
A: I'm not going to suck anything *that* small.
2007-08-01 19:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 7⤋
LMAO! Good one.
2007-08-02 01:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOVED IT!!
lol :)
2007-08-01 22:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ahhahaa..hahahhahahahahha...ha
2007-08-01 19:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by ambie♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nah... try againâ¥
2007-08-01 19:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Grown Woman♥ 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋