One day God was looking down on the USA and saw all the bad behaviour that was going on. So he decided to send an angel to the USA to check it out.
When the angel returned he told God, " Yes, things are bad, 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not!".
God thought for a moment and decided to send another angel to get a second opinion. When this angel returned he said to God: " Yes it´s true, 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."
God was not pleased!. So while he was debating what to do, he decided to send an e-mail to the 5% that where good, to encourage them to keep up the good standarts.
Do you know what the e-mail said? No?
I didn´t get one either!!!
2007-08-01 11:37:29 · 12 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey i get thes e mail do you whant to know waht god have said
realy is verry funny gilbers take thes star
2007-08-01 11:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the well behaved people could not receive it as they did not believe in God. think this is it. or the five percent were misbehaving as well. that the rest were very badly behaved even if the wanted an email they would not receive one from God
2007-08-01 12:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by darren m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''Now, each and every morning once you awaken examine this e mail first saved in Qur'an, al- Furqan (the criterion) Memorize and act upon expensive youthful Muslims the way forward for Islam'' inshallah bro' could Allah swt grant you Jannah ameen
2016-10-09 00:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww man, I knew I should have moved to Mexico with my sister...he wouldn't have caught me being bad then
2007-08-01 12:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 11:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did.
It said "I, God, encourage you to keep up the good standards."
2007-08-01 11:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why didn't you tell me it was from god two days ago? that e-mail creeped me out.
2007-08-01 12:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by blank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly i didn't get one lol
2007-08-01 11:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got the email you didnt?
2007-08-01 11:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!!
2007-08-01 11:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by takingbacksundaytbs2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋