Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes, "she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?
2007-08-01 11:07:58 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
"Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter ?."
2007-08-01 11:10:19 · update #1
Hm mm. Finally an answer to the American health care problem.
2007-08-01 14:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have not experienced it but I know several people who have. My dear friend in Hawaii lost her husband 15 years ago or so. He was only in his 40's and died in bed, their 15 year old son found him. She was alone for years, just took care of her 3 kids and her aging father. About 5 years ago she feel in love again and has remarried A slightly older man, they live in Hawaii and are really happy. My mother remarried after my parents divorced. My step-father was 12 years my mother's jr. but they were made for each other. They were very happy until his untimely death at age 43. As I write, I am a bit off, my one and only niece just lost her husband early this week. They have a 7 year old daughter, funeral is on Friday in Calif. I hope she finds another love in her life, she has lost too many people in her 43 years of life. My sister was 43 when she passed living my then 21 year old niece without a mother to share her joys and sorrows with. Seems like the age 43 is a bit unlucky in my family. If you give love a change to find you, it can happen more then once in a lifetime.
2016-04-01 08:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dellightful!
2007-08-01 11:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I notice that you have a joke on Answers ,I always say "Oh Lady Sylvia has another funny story for us ! " And here is a bright star for you ! And a thanks so much for keeping us laughing !
2007-08-01 11:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good. 10/10!
2007-08-01 12:29:45 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, haha really good
2007-08-01 12:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Maru V 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-01 11:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice one
2007-08-01 12:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by stupid 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! =]
Made me smile, aren't old people cute...
2007-08-01 11:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by PrettySeaShell 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
2007-08-01 11:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋