Jeni R driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. Jeni didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. Jeni followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart car park, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
A blonde woman Jeni R was tired of people calling her names and teasing her because of the colour of her hair, so she decided to kill herself. She found some rope and went to the park. She tied one end of the rope to a branch of a tree, climbed the tree and then tied the other end of the rope to her neck.
"Good bye, cruel world," and with that, she slid of the branch.
A couple of hours later, a man was walking in the park, when he noticed a blonde hanging from the tree, but the rope was now round her waiste.
"What are you doing?" the man asked in surprise.
"Im killing myself because the world is an evil place." Jeni R said with a tear in her eye.
"Well, isn't the rope supposed to be round your neck if your commiting sucide?" he said.
"Oh yes, but i tried that and couldn't breathe!"
2007-08-01 10:51:51 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's even funnier when I'm in the joke thanks the only thing is I can actaully see me doing both those things.
2007-08-01 10:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-09 00:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by manjeet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
2 Good ones Calamity.!!!
10/10 Jane.!!!
2007-08-01 11:11:52 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahaa, another fine offering my Calam, people at work were staring at me there, i actually laughed out loud hahahahaha.
P.s.
Jeni R, WELCOME to the humour group, hope you have fun hun .
2007-08-01 13:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 14:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hilarious, fame at last for you jeni!!!!
2007-08-01 11:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 blondes walked into a building............you'd have thought 1 would have noticed it.
2007-08-01 10:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by polumbo 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
good one
its star time
2007-08-01 12:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol lovd tht
2007-08-01 10:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol haha
2007-08-01 10:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋