A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.
4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
2007-08-01 10:26:27 · 14 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STARRED
lol were do u come up wit these funny jokes
2007-08-01 10:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Funny
2007-08-01 17:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Random_Monster<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny,
Just goes to show-
Us ladies have a mind of our own.
2007-08-01 17:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by atlanta_girl38 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 19:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a very funny joke lol
2007-08-01 17:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by The Funky Alien zombie Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Funny sort of prescription lol!!!
:-)))
2007-08-01 17:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! things like this always make me laugh! keep 'em comin'! star for ya!
2007-08-01 19:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by CraazyGurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny... another star for you!
2007-08-01 17:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny are you a clown
2007-08-01 17:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pieter C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one!
2007-08-01 18:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by tessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋