Has anyone been visited by my Uncle Al?

Question

Lately, I keep forgetting things, misplacing things, missing appointments, etc. It is all Uncle Al's fault - I swear! He's quite a jetsetter too, and makes his rounds around the globe quite often I hear. He's really a famous guy I'm told, at least the older folks seem to know him better than the young folks do. But now he's visiting me & I want him to leave me alone! His last name is Heimer - does anyone else know about him? or been visited by him lately?

+AB-So U know him?
+Unusual-Yes it is (supposed to be).
+ilovefun-Me too! I laugh to get rid of my problems ... Did U hear the one about my ex-wife?
+wolfeyes_6-Sorry, if it offends, that's just how I deal with my problems & truly never wish to make fun of anyone or their problems!
+Sweet P-That's his son, & my cousin.
+Georgie-Consider this my 2 cents, we're even now OK? ;-)
+Lori-TYVM, by chance R U the one Fyre & Reign told me about? (See her response on "Is this the ULTIMATE in women's body piercing?" Q I asked today for more details) LOL-jk!!!

+AB-So U know him?
+Unusual-Yes it is (supposed to be).
+ilovefun-Me too! I laugh to get rid of my problems ... Did U hear the one about my ex-wife?
+wolfeyes_6-Sorry, if it offends, that's just how I deal with my problems & truly never wish to make fun of anyone or their problems!
+Sweet P-That's his son, & my cousin.
+Georgie-Consider this my 2 cents, we're even now OK? ;-)
+Lori-TYVM for that kind offer, by chance R U the one Fyre & Reign told me about? (See her response on "Is this the ULTIMATE in women's body piercing?" Q that I asked earlier today for more details) LOL-jk!!!
+Fyre-Well, speak of the devil, er ... Mistress ... er ... Auntie Fyre! How are U doing tonite? Good I hope?

+AB-So U know him?
+Unusual-Yes it is (supposed to be).
+ilovefun-Me too! I laugh to get rid of my problems ... Did U hear the one about my ex-wife?
+wolfeyes_6-Sorry, if it offends, that's just how I deal with my problems & truly never wish to make fun of anyone or their problems!
+Sweet P-That's his son, & my cousin! C & I were playmates together, I meant to say "play mates" while growing up!
+Georgie-Consider this my 2 cents, we're even now OK? ;-)
+Lori-TYVM for that kind offer, by chance R U the one Fyre & Reign told me about? (See her response on "Is this the ULTIMATE in women's body piercing?" Q that I asked earlier today for more details) LOL-jk!!!
+Fyre-Well, speak of the devil, er ... Mistress ... er ... Auntie Fyre! How are U doing tonite? Good I hope?

Answer 1

Visited? Heck, I'm DATING him. If I marry him, that makes you my nephew!

Seriously, I've had some memory lapses and it's scary because I've always been known for my good memory. I got concerned enough to see the doctor because my father actually did suffer from Alzheimer's and I was scared that I might be starting but my doctor decided it was a symptom of the fluctuations that I've had with my blood sugar.

But I think we all have the lost keys kind of thing. The incident that sent me scurrying to the doctor was serious, I was driving and suddenly blanked on the streets. I knew how to drive, I was obeying the rules of the road but I suddenly was having trouble recognizing streets or knowing where I was and I have lived in this town over 20 years, I knew the neighborhood. But for a couple of seconds, I didn't know if I was close to where I needed to turn or still miles from it, I didn't recognize the street names though I know them. I may have been experiencing a hypoglycemic episode but we can't be sure.

Answer 2

When you find him, keep him under lock and key. I bought a sheet of Forever stamps. I used one on a letter I was sending. Then I added a 2 cent stamp to the envelope. I'm holding you and your uncle responsible for my memory lapse.

Answer 3

Hey that stuff is nothing to kid about. Being forgetful and having that disease is TOTALLY different. A doctor once explained the difference. If you go into other room in your house and forget why you went in there, it's forgettfulness. But if you don't know HOW you got there it's Alzheimer's. See the diff????

Answer 4

Fuqaha (Jurists) differed concerning to “females’s bypass to to graves”. the main recommendations-blowing opinion is that that's permissible with some circumstances. The info is a Hadith; Imam Muslim narrated it. Buraidah ( could Allaah be happy with him) reported from Prophet Muhammad (reward and peace of Allah be upon him), he reported:” I forbade you to bypass to graves, yet you're able to be able to now bypass to them, for that's a reminder of the Hereafter”. the girl additionally desires to be reminded the loss of life in basic terms because of the fact the guy. The Hadith: “could Allah curse those females who many times bypass to the graves, and people who kindle lamps on them” exhibits that the curse of Allah would be upon those females who many times bypass to graves, or those females who've loss of persistence or people who mourn. in short, females can bypass to graves on situation that there should not be any act against Islam, i.e., crying, mourning, lamentation, Shamelessness etc. besides to that, the bypass to could be at times. She must additionally be accompanied by using a Mahram . Allah knows ultimate. Edit: to be ordinary, I fairly have constantly heard that that's haram to bypass to graveyard yet these days discovered what I fairly have published above, so i've got faith its alright to bypass to at times may be two times a year, as we do bypass to graves at Makkah and Madina ~! relax Allah knows the final and could He handbook us to be on the main recommendations-blowing course!ameen

Answer 5

No Andy,
I haven't been visited by your uncle Al I don't even know him. he seems like a trouble maker by the sound of this letter or question. I will protect you.

Answer 6

Watch out for his cousin who's name is C. Nile.

Answer 7

Presumably his middle initial is Z.

Answer 8

hardy har har.
Hope you never really do have that problem. It's very sad for all people involved.

Answer 9

I'm thinking it's supposed to be funny but I don't understand it.