There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his pen!s and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out. The moral of the story: You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.
2007-08-01 09:34:00 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool, star for you!
2007-08-01 09:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 09:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic 10/10
2007-08-01 09:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 10:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh good one. 7/10
2007-08-01 09:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by suzy c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats funny
2007-08-01 09:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by not_ON_the_CRAK ;) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is VERY funny. Its made my night lol.
Well done!!!!
2007-08-01 09:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by loopyhoop 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh my gush! that's way funny
2007-08-01 09:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good one ha ha
2007-08-01 09:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by dartht1973 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny!!
2007-08-01 09:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥jess♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋