a leprechaun walks into a bar and the bartender notices a big buldge in his pants. the bartender says to the leprechaun, "hey you have a big buldge in your pants!!"
the leprechaun replies, "yeah i know, its a steering wheel. and its DRIVIN ME NUTTS!!!"
2007-08-01 09:33:06 · 5 answers · asked by ♥jess♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you know its funny....gimme a star!!!
2007-08-01 09:37:43 · update #1
=] funny
2007-08-01 09:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by PrettySeaShell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 19:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry
The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and
cheese:
* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it
was
sooo good."
*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government
cheese And
she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's
dress
and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
2007-08-01 17:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-08-01 16:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by zs_a_rose_by_any_other_name_zs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol!! star is born! *
2007-08-01 17:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋