does anyone know of good mexican jokes?

Answer 1

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

Answer 2

ONLY A MEXICAN WIFE!!

The sick Mexican husband was laying on his death bed.... He had only hours to live, when he suddenly smelled tamales. He dearly loved tamales, more than anything else in the world, especially his Querida Chita's tamales, which were known through out Albuquerque, New Mexico as "Lo mejor de lo mejor!" (The best of the best)
With every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the stove top.
As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales his corazon, Chita, smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon. "Leave them alone!", she yelled, "...they're for the funeral!"

Answer 3

My friend and I were walking in Mexico when we came on a little store that sold authentic Mexican art.
We went in and looked around, not surprised to see that no one else was there. We picked up some interesting glass objects, an exquisitely carved chair, some statuary, and a birdbath. We brought our things up to the counter and the mexican clerk rang it all up.
"Three glass vases, a chair, two statues, and a large birdbath," he read. "That will be sixteen thousand, eight hundred and ninety four pesos."
My friend pulled out his wallet and tossed a coin into the man's hands.
"Here's a quarter. Keep the change."

Answer 4

You know there are so many Mexicans in the USA now they're thinking of changing the National Anthem to

JOSE CAN YOU SEE

Answer 5

Only one:

Why will Mexico not have an Olympic Team next year?
Anyone that can swim, run, or jump already left the country.

Answer 6

The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and
cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it
was
sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government
cheese And
she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's
dress
and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Answer 7

Jose was sitting on his porch when his friend Cisco came walking by.
"Cisco, watchu got in your hand?"
"I got booterfly."
"Watchu gon do wit booterfly?"
"I go to town for booter."
"Cisco, you no can get booter wid booterfly."

A little later, Cisco returned with a lb. of butter.

The next day, Cisco came by again.
"Cisco, watchu got in your hand?"
"I got honey bee."
"Watchhu you gon do wid honey bee?"
"I go to town for honey."
"Cisco, you can no get honey wit honey bee."

A little later, Cisco returned with a jar of honey.

Next day, Cisco is walking by again.

"Cisco, watchu got in your hand?"
"I got pus**y willow."

"Wait, Cisco, I come witchu."

Answer 8

racist