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A soldier gets a "Dear John " letter....

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky..............


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.

Take Care,
Ricky

2007-08-01 08:58:46 · 9 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

I love it.. good one.... but i was so sad when i read her letter to him .... and when i got to his.. i was like YEAH YEAH

2007-08-01 09:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by ~~~Buffy~~~ 6 · 0 0

I saw this in a Mash episode and it's great if this happened for real. Personally, I would have wiped my butt on her picture then sent it back.

2007-08-01 09:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard this one before, but it is appropriate.


lmao

=D

2007-08-01 09:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 0 0

HAHAHA Karma is a bi@tch!

2007-08-01 09:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That was awesome!!! Good for him!!! ahahahhahahaha

2007-08-01 09:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0 0

LOL!!!

heard it but still funny!!!

2007-08-01 09:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 0 0

that one was good

2007-08-01 09:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This was in a scene from M*A*S*H.

2007-08-01 09:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 0

That is funny!!!

2007-08-01 09:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by Destiny 3 · 0 0

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