The Creation of Eve
God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on.
"What do you think of life Adam"said God.
"Well"said Adam"It's quite hard work and a little boring and,well,just a little lonely too".
"Don't worry"declared God"I've been working on a solution to all these problems.I'm going to create a Woman.She'll wash and cook for you and she'll have sex with you whenever you want.Infact she'll do everything you can imagine".
"That sounds great" said Adam"but how much will this Woman cost me?"
"I was thinking an arm and a leg" answered God
"That sounds a bit steep what can I get for a rib"
2007-08-01 08:51:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice joke
2007-08-01 08:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Punkass aka AlFranken allthetime 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...makes me wonder:
If Adam was the first person, it means that he wasn't born from the womb.
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, then she wasn't born from the womb either....
...so when they had their first kid, they must have freaked out to see a belly-button!
2007-08-01 09:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by VinM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah and Johnny have been at college discovering correct to the bible. Sarah replaced into bored and stored falling asleep. Johhny, who replaced into sitting in the back of her, stored poking her along with his pencil to wake her up. the instructor, noticing Sarah replaced into falling asleep, picked her to respond to a question. "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam as quickly as that they had populated the Earth with people?" Johhny poked Sarah as quickly as returned along with his pencil to wake her up, and he or she shouted, "in case you poke me with that factor one extra time, i'm going to snap it in 0.5!"
2016-10-13 09:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 08:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(*small giggle*) Wow - that's certainly a different outlook on how we were created...lol.
2007-08-01 08:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2007-08-01 09:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-08-01 08:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Serene 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh =P butt head
2007-08-01 08:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-08-01 09:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha good joke!!!!!!!!=)
2007-08-01 08:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋