Calamity Jane the brunette American astronaut, Myklia the blonde Russian astronaut and Fidgety fingers the redheaded Irish astronaut were sitting in a bar having a drink. Myklia says "Cheers to Russia we were the first in Space.!" Calamity says "God Bless America we were the first on the Moon" and Fidget not to be outdone says "Here's to Ireland we're going to be the first to land on the Sun." Myklia trying to prove the superiority of the Blonde haired Blue eyed Russian women says "You cant do that you'll burn up.!" Fidget replies "We're not that stupid we are going at night.!"
2007-08-01
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