A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel in Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! After, Sarah gasped and asked the man,
"How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Kats?
2007-08-01 08:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh heh cheesy since I have never known of a man named "kats" but overall pretty funny, enough to take it home with me and tell my boyfriend LOL
2007-08-01 08:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you hav writen to much wen the only part you need is the last 3 paraghraphes.
But a bit funny.
2007-08-01 08:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 08:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Even more than very funny. Thanx.
2007-08-01 08:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is quite amusing. Im sure its much more funny spoken instead of read... but its still good. :) Thanks for the chuckle, I really needed one today!!!
2007-08-01 08:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah quite good.
2007-08-01 08:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats really funny LOL!
2007-08-01 08:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bowchickawowwoww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
funny very funny
2007-08-01 08:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but i heard it b4
2007-08-01 08:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but i still laughed =p
2007-08-01 08:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋