Are we having fun yet? Another joke, funny or not?

Question

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says ’You’ve been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours, just ask.’ The cat says ’ I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm , had to sleep on hard floors.’ God says ’Say no more.’ And lo, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later 6 mice are killed in an accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, ’All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and women with brooms. If we could have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.’ God says, ’Say no more.’ And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a lovely pair of tiny roller skates. A week later, God checks to see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, ’How are you doing? Are you happy here?’ The cat yawns and stretches ’Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life those Meals on Wheels are the best!

Answer 1

Yes, tee hee, I like that one! Can I take it to work, please? I always drive my colleagues mad with my daily jokes, but I'm running short and they must be clean. That one passes muster - very funny.

Answer 2

I love cats. I see Mike J has calmed down a little.

Answer 3

confident you may. the top of friendship : - a guy or woman commiting suicide while somebody asked the guy,He stated "His spouse ran away together with his maximum suitable chum and he will no longer be able to stay without HIM"

Answer 4

yes very funny liked it alot

Answer 5

hehe

Answer 6

hehe funny yeh!!

Answer 7

PMSL!!!!!


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