a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water the man behind the bar bends down comes back up and points a rifle at his head the man asking for a glass of water says thanks and walks out why?
ill give answer in 4 hours if no one gets, first person to get it gets 10 points
2007-08-01 08:07:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
moo moo gets it have to wait 4 hours first though
2007-08-01 08:13:24 · update #1
lol marz
2007-08-01 08:18:02 · update #2
he had the hiccups and the guy behind the bar scared it away
2007-08-01 08:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by m○○♥m○○ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True Story:
One time, my son came into the living room complaining of hiccups. At this particular time I would have to say he was about 4 yrs old. I was laying across the couch watching TV. I wanted to wait for the commerical break to take care of his hiccups so I asked him to wait a few minutes. So, he sat on the arm rest of the couch. Well, I decided to slowly move my foot up to around his hip area. When I got my foot in the proper position I gave a quick shove and sent him flying to the ground. He got up crying and scream some unintelligble words at me. I interrupted him and told him to stop crying for a second. Then I asked "Do you still have the hiccups?". "Oh, no....they're gone". Then he bounded out of the room all happy.
2007-08-01 15:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man asked for a glass of water to cure his hiccups. The bartender cured them by scaring him with the gun.
2007-08-01 15:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man had the hiccups, and the gun scared him.
2007-08-01 15:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by Moonie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude had the hiccups...i think
edit: aw man...ppl got there b4 me
2007-08-01 15:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋